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Jonas Brothers ► About the Jonas Brothers ► Joe's Quotes
• "I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland."

• "Shoes and sunglasses are my favorite things in my wardrobe. I like crazy frames, especially gold and silver ones." (CosmoGirl! Extra)

• "It's cool when someone says something like, 'Your triceps look huge'!" (CosmoGirl! Extra)

• One of my favorite pick-up lines is, "I got my library card and I'm checkin' you out!"

• "I asked Tim McGraw if I could marry his wife. He said no."

• "My best date outfit includes my zebra tie or my Hong Kong Mr. Lee custom-made suit and Dior shoes. When I get ready, I steal some things from Kevin's closet, maybe a little from Nick."

• I met Jessica Alba recently and told her, "I'll see you at the wedding."

• "I love buying new shoes and I love buying socks!"

• "When a guy and a girl break up, you should never lose that part of the friendship."

• "Cocoa was my dog. I picked him out when I was five."

• "I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes."

• (on what color crayon he would be) "I would be orange, black, white, dot, clear, red." (Shine-On Media Interview)

• "I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us."

• "My hidden talent is...I can make pancakes appear!"

• "When I'm with a girl I like, I usually give her hugs and little nudges and flirt with her without even knowing it."

• "Best friends don't date each other's ex-girlfriends. That's just how it rolls. It's the guy code."

• (talking about his many fans that would like to marry him) "It's a little scary thinking about thousands of girlfriends and wives I have or I'm gonna have, but its nice."

• " (talking about an extreme sport he'd like to try) I would do extreme acting. It's a new thing I'm making up. It's like SAD FACE…. HAPPY FACE."

• "You can talk to girls a lot easier than you can talk to guys about stuff."

• (Imitating his brother Kevin) "Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas, and I would like to sell you a car!" (Youtube Video)

• "A guys walks into a grocery store asks for a glass of milk, they're like psh..we don't have glasses here" (Youtube Video)

• "One thing nobody knows about me is,three of my fingers are edible but, i can't tell you which ones."

•"Sometimes the only way to win is to,die trying."


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